Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Found Treasures

----------a wobbly wheel from a sedan chair -----------------two crinkly wrappers from a Jewish sweet shop ---------------some blanched walnuts in cricket oil--------------several torn scraps of weathered pumpkin skin --------------- a boiled anvil ---------------lumpy fox terrier scrapings ------------an iron lung covered in grass -------------a hefty tin of Uncle Joe's Mint Ovoids.

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Wednesday, May 14, 2014


Check out mah fane wreckerd kollection full of wunnerful disks including James Last, Mantovani and Mr.s Mills. I buy dem all in the wreckid sexion of mah lockle charidee shop so you numpties don't hav tu!

Sunday, March 09, 2014

Cone Head United

Heading the ball was always difficult for Conehead United but they put on a brave face.

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Hilfe In Der Not

Hilfe in der not.   Not health in the knot nor the back of the knees. Nor any of dese. No, it's definately not any of those. Do you suppose it's a help?  Or a knot in them trousers. Or a life in the trees. Like Tarzan or sneeze like Jane would indeed. Not a knot for the string or a string for the knot. What is better - a long length of knots or a knobbly what-not?

Wednesday, August 07, 2013

Nearly The Elephant

Nelly the elephant plunked her trink and trundled off down the fog horn. Home she went with a clumpity clump stump stump bump. The head of the nerds was calling far far away. He called one night when he was on his bike and unloaded lots of hay. So Nelly trumpeted and drunk trumbled off down the jumble. The dancers laughed to see such fun and had a quick fumble.