A Bunch of Tossers

Vampire Way

Curious World

List

Mix Up

Portrait Of My Loaf

Freud's List

Found Treasures

----------a wobbly wheel from a sedan chair -----------------two crinkly wrappers from a Jewish sweet shop ---------------some blanched walnuts in cricket oil--------------several torn scraps of weathered pumpkin skin --------------- a boiled anvil ---------------lumpy fox terrier scrapings ------------an iron lung covered in grass -------------a hefty tin of Uncle Joe's Mint Ovoids.

Warped

Wreckerds

Check out mah fane wreckerd kollection full of wunnerful disks including James Last, Mantovani and Mr.s Mills. I buy dem all in the wreckid sexion of mah lockle charidee shop so you numpties don't hav tu!

The Two Weazles

Gif of the Gab

Cone Head United

Heading the ball was always difficult for Conehead United but they put on a brave face.

Hilfe In Der Not

Hilfe in der not.   Not health in the knot nor the back of the knees. Nor any of dese. No, it's definately not any of those. Do you suppose it's a help?  Or a knot in them trousers. Or a life in the trees. Like Tarzan or sneeze like Jane would indeed. Not a knot for the string or a string for the knot. What is better - a long length of knots or a knobbly what-not?

Nearly The Elephant

Nelly the elephant plunked her trink and trundled off down the fog horn. Home she went with a clumpity clump stump stump bump. The head of the nerds was calling far far away. He called one night when he was on his bike and unloaded lots of hay. So Nelly trumpeted and drunk trumbled off down the jumble. The dancers laughed to see such fun and had a quick fumble.

Black Bananas

O  dearie me those black bananas are calling
Back to my old knobbly home down South
Where the water melons grow and I hear the dew falling
Like rabid cactus pies all round my mouth

Rissoles?

Menu

I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas

I Feel Proper Poorly!

good peopley..far and wide... in the roundy ball write and rhymey world.. and series in the thoughts now.. for better time... never was than now. to menshy-menshy the name Sir Stanley.? and not Matthews in the Stoke shirt of course all brycreemed down the wingy lode.. but Unwin..jokey..jokey..all nonsey funny but make no sensey but who carelodes..if tickly throcus and giggly all chortly in the tummy fold.... but not digressy dangerlode............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ Sir Stanley Unwin.