Movifoul Eye

Aprez les flip de frum plix les choix! Avev le fremizet zit!

More Valves

"The moment of discovery when the Great Quadamon amplifier of ancient days was taken from the Ark of the Convenient. A day of incredible importance to all lovers of recorded music."

Valve Planet

Ya missed it!

The Return Of Donkey Kong

Maria Blemish

One And All Having A Ball

The Driving Dream

Mouths Around The World

No Flies On Me

Searching The Web

Inside Out

Frozen Face

Amused Posties

You're Next!

Have You Grown My Trousers Yet?

You Can Come Out Now - They Have All Gone

Grunta

More Grunta HERE.

What's Under The Escalator?

Van Helsing Inspects A Kebab

Ghost For The Grate

Sculpture Degree Show Brighton 2015

Can You Smell Dragons?

A Vast Behind!

I'll swap my smoke for a load of old rope.

B Keeper

Underwater Pig

Pig Exercises

Poems On Cassette

Baby Sheds

Sea Cucumber Mill

O brightly sings the cucumber his nostrils flaring wide. He hides among the dog whistles and peas. His curling tail goes round the church and tickles them all inside. The vicar cartwheels through the door and wears away his knees.

Treatment For Shock

Bloodshot Eyes

Don't roll those blood shot eyes at me!

How Animal Painters Do Their Work

Radio Museum

A Bunch of Tossers

Vampire Way

Curious World

List

Mix Up

Portrait Of My Loaf

Freud's List

Found Treasures

----------a wobbly wheel from a sedan chair -----------------two crinkly wrappers from a Jewish sweet shop ---------------some blanched walnuts in cricket oil--------------several torn scraps of weathered pumpkin skin --------------- a boiled anvil ---------------lumpy fox terrier scrapings ------------an iron lung covered in grass -------------a hefty tin of Uncle Joe's Mint Ovoids.

Warped

Wreckerds

Check out mah fane wreckerd kollection full of wunnerful disks including James Last, Mantovani and Mr.s Mills. I buy dem all in the wreckid sexion of mah lockle charidee shop so you numpties don't hav tu!

The Two Weazles

Gif of the Gab

Cone Head United

Heading the ball was always difficult for Conehead United but they put on a brave face.

Hilfe In Der Not

Hilfe in der not.   Not health in the knot nor the back of the knees. Nor any of dese. No, it's definately not any of those. Do you suppose it's a help?  Or a knot in them trousers. Or a life in the trees. Like Tarzan or sneeze like Jane would indeed. Not a knot for the string or a string for the knot. What is better - a long length of knots or a knobbly what-not?

Nearly The Elephant

Nelly the elephant plunked her trink and trundled off down the fog horn. Home she went with a clumpity clump stump stump bump. The head of the nerds was calling far far away. He called one night when he was on his bike and unloaded lots of hay. So Nelly trumpeted and drunk trumbled off down the jumble. The dancers laughed to see such fun and had a quick fumble.