Hilfe In Der Not

Hilfe in der not.   Not health in the knot nor the back of the knees. Nor any of dese. No, it's definately not any of those. Do you suppose it's a help?  Or a knot in them trousers. Or a life in the trees. Like Tarzan or sneeze like Jane would indeed. Not a knot for the string or a string for the knot. What is better - a long length of knots or a knobbly what-not?

Nearly The Elephant

Nelly the elephant plunked her trink and trundled off down the fog horn. Home she went with a clumpity clump stump stump bump. The head of the nerds was calling far far away. He called one night when he was on his bike and unloaded lots of hay. So Nelly trumpeted and drunk trumbled off down the jumble. The dancers laughed to see such fun and had a quick fumble.

Black Bananas

O  dearie me those black bananas are calling
Back to my old knobbly home down South
Where the water melons grow and I hear the dew falling
Like rabid cactus pies all round my mouth

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