Friday, March 02, 2007

Yoga Lesson - Pt. 1

YOga Lesson- Relaxation.

1. Lie on the bed in a darkened room

2. Legs slightly akimbo- toes pointing outwards - arms by your sides.

3. Breath in slowly but noisily through your nose.
The air going in seems cold. Count how many cubic centimetres.

4. Breath out slowly but quietly through your nose.
The air going out seems warm. Count the cracks on the ceiling.

5. Imagine your big toe.

6. Imagine a tiny ant on a bicycle riding up and down your left leg and up to your waist and armpit and up to your head and across the back of your neck.

7. Imagine the tiny ant on a bicycle going back down the other side to the big toe on your right foot. imagine the wheels on your toes.

8. Imagine a very peaceful relaxing place where you once spent a lovely holiday.

9. Drift off into the arms of oblivion.

10. Melt into the bed like a pool of cool syrup.

11. Fall asleep.


Scott Hughes said...

That's funny. Yoga's pretty cool, though. You might want to check out the Yoga Discussion Forums.

wastedpapiers said...

Thanks scott. Yoga is pretty cool. Hazel, my partner does some at the high school down the road every week when she gets back from a hard days tutoring. She finds it very relaxing. She was the inspiration for this piece. She keeps trying to entice me down there to take part but its all women and I'd feel like odd one out! There was a man memeber once but he vanished after a few weeks which is a little unnerving!

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