Burglar Bill answered the door A chicken stood outside Pecking a small policeman "Come In" said Bill, "and pull up a swag bag, sit yourself down and Have some truncheon meat sandwiches".
Arresting him he replied "You have lied to me, Bill you scurvy knave." The chicken pulled the switch And the front door slammed "My finger!" Bill screamed Overcome with guilt and indegestion.
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