Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Wasp Terror!


Giant killer wasps are the new scourge of the gardener. They come from the continent where they broke free from an experimental research facilty run by some mad Swiss scientists trying to cross hornets with scorpions. They are very much attracted to skimpy bathing costumes so gardeners are advised with wear shapeless cardigans and reinforced trousers tucked into diving boots.

2 comments:

Rob said...

Now what am I going to do with all my bikinis.

wastedpapiers said...

The tops make good handy pot holders. Very large ones can be utilised as garden hammocks.