Friday, June 17, 2005

You can lead a man to water but a horse must be a pencil.

Lead mask
"Shazzoof!" he cried, and behold the evil masked face of Dockor Leadstrom was revealed in all its weighiness!
Scourge of the pencil industry, Doktor leadstrom waged a one man war upon graphite users worldwide and with his magic cape and compass was able to fly through time crevices at his laboratory in Stuggfart and be all over the globe instantaneously!
His evil henchman, Rubber Tippedhead, was able to "rub out" all who stood in his way.

3 comments:

CP said...

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michael said...

I couldn't have put it better myself!

michael said...

Italian translation-

"Shazzoof!" ha gridato e behold la faccia mascherata diabolica di Dockor Leadstrom รจ stato rivelato in tutto il relativo weighiness! Lo scourge dell'industria di matita, leadstrom di Doktor ha intrapreso una guerra dell'un uomo sugli utenti della grafite universalmente e con il suoi cape e bussola magici poteva volare istantaneamente attraverso le fessure di tempo al suo laboratorio in Stuggfart ed essere dappertutto il globo! Il suo henchman diabolico, Tippedhead di gomma, poteva "lucidare verso l'esterno" tutti che si levassero in piedi nel suo senso.